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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via unescapable)

— 2 days ago with 750646 notes
baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

(Source: doopstein, via fake-mermaid)

— 2 days ago with 94496 notes

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via crystallized-teardrops)

— 2 days ago with 246873 notes

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen, via bullied)

— 2 days ago with 687670 notes

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: vaginaed, via humoristics)

— 3 days ago with 349437 notes

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

(via stabs)

— 3 days ago with 179713 notes

thesociallyawkwardasian:

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU 

(Source: foodless, via seanp0donnell)

— 3 days ago with 703275 notes

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 3 days ago with 295619 notes

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

(via crystallized-teardrops)

— 3 days ago with 248640 notes

idoitforyoulove:

castielcampbell:

r3adytogivetheprofile:

i will reblog this every time

I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.

But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”

She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”

“Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”

It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.

I just started crying.

(via b-eingasanocean)

— 4 days ago with 1106768 notes

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via justshyme)

— 4 days ago with 70350 notes

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

(via heckkie)

— 4 days ago with 315873 notes
mbamala:

My whole life is a lie.

mbamala:

My whole life is a lie.

(via justshyme)

— 4 days ago with 5881 notes