Tyra Banks:So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
Model:Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
Tyra Banks:Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce
— 1 week ago with 146854 notes


Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 1 week ago with 273778 notes


but ur so woah and im so oh

(Source: vein, via cumfort)

— 1 week ago with 372121 notes


i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

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— 1 week ago with 148502 notes


When someone randomly calls you cute and you just


(Source: thecutestofthecute, via bullied)

— 2 weeks ago with 232419 notes


Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

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— 2 weeks ago with 439702 notes



it gets funnier every time.

(Source: louipayne, via braydaaan)

— 2 weeks ago with 333633 notes


if I had to choose between hockey an-

no, it is always hockey

(via sonotapuckbunny)

— 2 weeks ago with 347 notes


waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep


(via brokenly)

— 2 weeks ago with 167104 notes