hehe

Tyra Banks:So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
Model:Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
Tyra Banks:Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce
— 4 days ago with 144320 notes

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 4 days ago with 265835 notes

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

(Source: vein, via cumfort)

— 4 days ago with 367170 notes

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

(Source: sidnugget, via fake-mermaid)

— 4 days ago with 146248 notes

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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(Source: thecutestofthecute, via bullied)

— 1 week ago with 194244 notes

rawrism:

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

(Source: rawrism, via sonotapuckbunny)

— 1 week ago with 436915 notes

jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

(Source: mishadcollins, via braydaaan)

— 1 week ago with 325383 notes

fuckinrightchicago:

if I had to choose between hockey an-

no, it is always hockey

(via sonotapuckbunny)

— 1 week ago with 346 notes

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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(via brokenly)

— 1 week ago with 162038 notes